
- my kids: mommy and daddy how did you two meet?
- me: the internet honey, he reblogged a picture of me and that's when i knew he was dtf
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
i’m not quite sure. maybe two years of age?

or we could test them with teeth fillings??? the remake sucked
“The remake.”
It was a prequel not a remake


i feel like doing this to many people right now.




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